| Kate | |
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Kronk, these spinach puffs are delicious. |
| Kronk | |
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Oh, why thank you! They're just a simple little thing, really! |
| Mama K | |
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I don't eat spinach. |
| Kronk | |
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*big watery eyes, trembling lip* |
| Larry | |
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But how else will you get strong? |
| Mama K | |
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Well, I'm not Popeye. |
| Kate | |
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You know, before Popeye ate spinach, he ate onions. |
| United Onion Farmers of America | |
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Hooray! |
| United Spinach Farmers of America | |
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Boo! |
| Larry | |
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*flexes* It worked for me! |
| Kate | |
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But Larry, you have to eat spinach. You don't eat meat. |
| Adam | |
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*snicker* |
| Mama K | |
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Larry's not a vegetarian because he loves animals. He's a vegetarian because he hates plants.. |
| Larry | |
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*stabs with fork* DIE, SPINACH!!! |
| Adam | |
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At least it's not a spoon. |
| Kate | |
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Actually, when you think about it, Popeye is vegan propaganda. |
| Kate | |
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The hero eats spinach to save the heroine, who is Olive Oyl...made from olives, rather than butter, from cow cream. |
| Kate | |
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The one dude who DOES eat meat is that one guy who eats hamburgers, and he's a fat, ugly glutton. |
| Mama K | |
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And his name is Bluto. |
| Kate | |
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...But then again, look at Popeye. |
| Popeye The Sailor | |
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Yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk! |
| Popeye The Sailor | |
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I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam! |
| Mama K | |
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...maybe he just thinks he's a vegetable. |
| Kate | |
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But is a yam a vegetable? We called them 'sweet potatoes' back home. Mmm....sweet potato pie... |
| Former Vice President Dan Quayle | |
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You mean potatoe. |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
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Actually, a yam is truly a starch. |
| Awkward Silence | |
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| Awkward Silence | |
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| Awkward Silence | |
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| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
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....what? |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
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...Oh, sorry. |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy | |
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SCIENCE! |
| Kronk | |
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Would anyone else like another spinach puff? |