Kate
Kronk, these spinach puffs are delicious.
Kronk
Oh, why thank you! They're just a simple little thing, really!
Mama K
I don't eat spinach.
Kronk
*big watery eyes, trembling lip*
Larry
But how else will you get strong?
Mama K
Well, I'm not Popeye.
Kate
You know, before Popeye ate spinach, he ate onions.
United Onion Farmers of America
Hooray!
United Spinach Farmers of America
Boo!
Larry
*flexes* It worked for me!
Kate
But Larry, you have to eat spinach. You don't eat meat.
Adam
*snicker*
Mama K
Larry's not a vegetarian because he loves animals. He's a vegetarian because he hates plants..
Larry
*stabs with fork* DIE, SPINACH!!!
Adam
At least it's not a spoon.
Kate
Actually, when you think about it, Popeye is vegan propaganda.
Kate
The hero eats spinach to save the heroine, who is Olive Oyl...made from olives, rather than butter, from cow cream.
Kate
The one dude who DOES eat meat is that one guy who eats hamburgers, and he's a fat, ugly glutton.
Mama K
And his name is Bluto.
Kate
...But then again, look at Popeye.
Popeye The Sailor
Yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk!
Popeye The Sailor
I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam!
Mama K
...maybe he just thinks he's a vegetable.
Kate
But is a yam a vegetable? We called them 'sweet potatoes' back home. Mmm....sweet potato pie...
Former Vice President Dan Quayle
You mean potatoe.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Actually, a yam is truly a starch.
Awkward Silence
Awkward Silence
Awkward Silence
Bill Nye the Science Guy
....what?
Bill Nye the Science Guy
...Oh, sorry.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
SCIENCE!
Kronk
Would anyone else like another spinach puff?

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