Bono
Alright, guys, let's have a pow wow.
Chelsea
Hey now, I resent that.
Bono
...anyway. See most people seem to get an idea that Edge and I are, well, as one put it "fucking the living daylights out of each other." I'm here to shine some light on this idea and to show just how far off this is from the real thing.
Kate
Is it even better than the real thing?
Rimshot
*ba dum CHINK!*
Larry
*brings out the couch pic*
Adam
*holds up a sign: BULL SHIT.*
Bono
See, there's never been any sexual action between Edge and I. Our friendship is of the purest kind between any two living people, and that type of action just isn't present in that relationship.
Larry
*shows a picture of Bono kissing Edge on the cheek*
Adam
*holds up a sign: SO MUCH FUCKING BULL SHIT.*
Bono
And you could say that I hold Edge very close...
Larry
*shows a picture of Bono holding Edge very close indeed*
Adam
*holds up a sign: Do I need to spell it out for you, people?*
Bono
And I would say that I love him...
Edge
*runs in with fuzzy handcuffs and red satin blindfolds*
Mama K
Way-hey-hey!
Larry
*shudder*
Bono
That love is in a totally plantonic, non-sexual way.
Edge
....*still holding fuzzy handcuffs and red satin blindfolds*
Edge
....oh! Well! Of course...I was just...um...
Edge
I was just...erm....ahh....going to...give these...to Adam! Adam!
Adam
Wha? Woah, kinky.
Bono
So, that finishes the matter.
Bono
*puffs out chest* I am Bono! I hath laid down the law!
Adam
*snicker* B, you said 'laid.'
Adam
Thinking about Edge again? *dangles handcuffs*
Bono
Ahh, bite me, Sparky.
Adam
No thanks, but I'm sure Edge wouldn't mind...

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