Tania
Okay, guys, *points at picture of cake in cookbook* This is our goal. See, when everything is said and done, no one's eaten in the Zoo for quite some time now. So everyone's gotta be hungry and that's why we're gonna come in with a big ass cake.
Bono
Um...but who...I mean, do we really need...
Edge
No, Bono, no one's ass is really going to be in it.
Macphsito
Drat, foiled again.
Tania
Hey, who let you out? Dammit, thats the whole reason I bought the cheeky squirrels.
Larry
..How is that supposed to keep Macphisto in check?
Tania
Well, you see --
Bono
Believe me, Larry, you don't want to know. *shudder*
Tania
Well, anyway, lets get started.
Father Time
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tick -- oh, damn.
Tania
No, Larry, that's a teaspoon! Teaspoon does not equal cup.
Edge
Adam, give me back that spoon!
The Tick
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
Tania
Bono, if that was a box of radioactive waste and Satan's Grinorumh Acnorahm you just put in there, you just earned yourself a time out.
Bono
awww *mope*
Larry
How important is it to use baking soda instead of baking powder?
Tania
Someone PLEASE tell me those aren't egg shells in there..You guys just didn't throw them in, did you?
Edge
Those aren't eggshells...but that's no reason to relax.
Larry
Um...something is nibbling on me.
Dough
Ougha phlookax zorcum stu'h!
Larry
Uh, guys, I think we just invented a creature never intended to be made...
Edge
I'm going on instcint here, but that sounds like a bad thing.
Adam
Really, Edge? For the genius of the band you catch on quick, dontcha?
Tania
If he's the genius of the bunch, natural selection should had weeded all of you out of the gene pool by now.
Larry
We're just too sexy to die.
Dough
folax brogh durnam zorcak EDGE!!
Bono
What did he say? Something about Reg?
Edge
Okay there's no way for that to be possible. That thing was just created. How can it know me?
Adam
Oh, it's imprinting on Edge! It thinks he's its daddy! How sweet.
Edge
There's nothing sweet about it! It's licking its chops! And that thing has teeth, goddammit!
Dough
GOTHAR LIX ZOO!
Bono
FOOK!
Adam
FECK!
Larry
SHITE!
Edge
My leg! My leg! It's got my leg!
Tania
FUXOR!
Satan
Okay guys who took my Grinorumh Acnorahm... Did you just ressurct Pantsor, the lesser known brother of Cthulu?
Tania
um.....maybe?
Dough
*swallows Edge*
Adam
Oh my GOD! It just ate Edge!
Bono
You bastard!
Tania
How can one be sure if they recently ressurected a slumbering lesser demon of the apocalypse??
Satan
Four horsemen and all the Christans disappearing a good hint. Oh, and screaming.
Larry
Can we do anything about it now?
Satan
Well, generally, you need to fight fire with fire. If some one could just hand me my Grinorumh Acnorahm I can summon a stronger demon.
Bono
Oops.
Tania
Oops? The one chance we have to save humanity and you say oops?
Bono
Wait! I have an idea. Call in the cheeky squirrels!
Larry
You wanker! What good are cheeky squirrels against Lucifer?
Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness
Heh heh. Not much, I can tell you.
Satan
Are they...demonic cheeky squirrels?
Tania
No....just some cheeky squirrles I got to keep Macphsito in line.
Cheeky squirrels
*prance in*
Macphisto
*chases after them* Come back, my cheeky brrthern! We shall make delicious s'mores and do prank calls and... oh...
Dough
Ry'la throgh dun.
Macphisto
?????
Bono
Macphsito, KILL!
Father Time
On the road again...
Kate
Woah, what died in here?
Adam
Dessert.
Kate
It was alive?
Tania
Fuck me, the damn thing tried to eat us!
Kate
Where is everyone else?
Tania
Well, the shower stall can only fit three at a time...dammit.
Adam
And we still don't have dessert!
Kate
Well, I can make my pineapple upside-down cake.
Tania
Really? Well, hell, we should cook more often!


Note: No squirrels were hurt during the making of this Zoo. Some people did chase after them yelling "Booga Booga Boo!" but those individuals have chosen to remain unamed.
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