| Tania | |
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Okay, guys, *points at picture of cake in cookbook* This is our goal. See, when everything is said and done, no one's eaten in the Zoo for quite some time now. So everyone's gotta be hungry and that's why we're gonna come in with a big ass cake. |
| Bono | |
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Um...but who...I mean, do we really need... |
| Edge | |
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No, Bono, no one's ass is really going to be in it. |
| Macphsito | |
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Drat, foiled again. |
| Tania | |
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Hey, who let you out? Dammit, thats the whole reason I bought the cheeky squirrels. |
| Larry | |
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..How is that supposed to keep Macphisto in check? |
| Tania | |
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Well, you see -- |
| Bono | |
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Believe me, Larry, you don't want to know. *shudder* |
| Tania | |
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Well, anyway, lets get started. |
| Father Time | |
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Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tick -- oh, damn. |
| Tania | |
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No, Larry, that's a teaspoon! Teaspoon does not equal cup. |
| Edge | |
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Adam, give me back that spoon! |
| The Tick | |
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!! |
| Tania | |
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Bono, if that was a box of radioactive waste and Satan's Grinorumh Acnorahm you just put in there, you just earned yourself a time out. |
| Bono | |
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awww *mope* |
| Larry | |
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How important is it to use baking soda instead of baking powder? |
| Tania | |
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Someone PLEASE tell me those aren't egg shells in there..You guys just didn't throw them in, did you? |
| Edge | |
| | Those aren't eggshells...but that's no reason to relax. |
| Larry | |
| | Um...something is nibbling on me. |
| Dough | |
| | Ougha phlookax zorcum stu'h! |
| Larry | |
| | Uh, guys, I think we just invented a creature never intended to be made... |
| Edge | |
| | I'm going on instcint here, but that sounds like a bad thing. |
| Adam | |
| | Really, Edge? For the genius of the band you catch on quick, dontcha? |
| Tania | |
| | If he's the genius of the bunch, natural selection should had weeded all of you out of the gene pool by now. |
| Larry | |
| | We're just too sexy to die. |
| Dough | |
| | folax brogh durnam zorcak EDGE!! |
| Bono | |
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What did he say? Something about Reg? |
| Edge | |
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Okay there's no way for that to be possible. That thing was just created. How can it know me? |
| Adam | |
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Oh, it's imprinting on Edge! It thinks he's its daddy! How sweet. |
| Edge | |
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There's nothing sweet about it! It's licking its chops! And that thing has teeth, goddammit! |
| Dough | |
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GOTHAR LIX ZOO! |
| Bono | |
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FOOK! |
| Adam | |
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FECK! |
| Larry | |
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SHITE! |
| Edge | |
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My leg! My leg! It's got my leg! |
| Tania | |
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FUXOR! |
| Satan | |
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Okay guys who took my Grinorumh Acnorahm... Did you just ressurct Pantsor, the lesser known brother of Cthulu? |
| Tania | |
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um.....maybe? |
| Dough | |
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*swallows Edge* |
| Adam | |
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Oh my GOD! It just ate Edge! |
| Bono | |
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You bastard! |
| Tania | |
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How can one be sure if they recently ressurected a slumbering lesser demon of the apocalypse?? |
| Satan | |
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Four horsemen and all the Christans disappearing a good hint. Oh, and screaming. |
| Larry | |
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Can we do anything about it now? |
| Satan | |
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Well, generally, you need to fight fire with fire. If some one could just hand me my Grinorumh Acnorahm I can summon a stronger demon. |
| Bono | |
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Oops. |
| Tania | |
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Oops? The one chance we have to save humanity and you say oops? |
| Bono | |
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Wait! I have an idea. Call in the cheeky squirrels! |
| Larry | |
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You wanker! What good are cheeky squirrels against Lucifer? |
| Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness | |
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Heh heh. Not much, I can tell you. |
| Satan | |
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Are they...demonic cheeky squirrels? |
| Tania | |
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No....just some cheeky squirrles I got to keep Macphsito in line. |
| Cheeky squirrels | |
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*prance in* |
| Macphisto | |
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*chases after them* Come back, my cheeky brrthern! We shall make delicious s'mores and do prank calls and... oh... |
| Dough | |
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Ry'la throgh dun. |
| Macphisto | |
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????? |
| Bono | |
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Macphsito, KILL! |
| Father Time | |
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On the road again... |
| Kate | |
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Woah, what died in here? |
| Adam | |
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Dessert. |
| Kate | |
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It was alive? |
| Tania | |
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Fuck me, the damn thing tried to eat us! |
| Kate | |
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Where is everyone else? |
| Tania | |
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Well, the shower stall can only fit three at a time...dammit. |
| Adam | |
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And we still don't have dessert! |
| Kate | |
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Well, I can make my pineapple upside-down cake. |
| Tania | |
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Really? Well, hell, we should cook more often! |