| Bono | |
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*twirls* |
| Tania | |
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Hrm? What's going on here? |
| Kate | |
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Bono is attempting to convey his opinions on earthly matters and desires into an interpretive dance. |
| Tania | |
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....naked? |
| Kate | |
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Hey! This is ART! |
| Bono | |
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*humps wall* |
| Tania | |
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...viva la art! |
| Larry | |
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*walks in* Bono! What the fuck do you think you're doing? |
| Mama K | |
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Back off, Lar', this is art. |
| Larry | |
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...well, if it's art... |
| Bono | |
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*saunters over to Larry* |
| Bono | |
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*humps Larry* |
| Larry | |
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HEY!! |
| Mama K | |
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*pulls out camcorder* |
| Edge | |
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*walks in* |
| Edge | |
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*GASP!* |
| Edge | |
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*drops something fragile and expensive for dramatic effect* |
| Edge | |
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Bono?!! Larry?!? HOW COULD YOU?!?! |
| Bono | |
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*continues to hump Larry* |
| Larry | |
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No! Edge, you've gotr it all wrong! This isn't what you think it is! |
| Edge | |
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*tears well up behind eyes* Why? WHY?? O CRUEL WORLD!! Is it because I work so long in my secret laboratory? Have I been neglecting you, Bono? And what about last night??? |
| Larry | |
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*puts his hands on Edge's shoulders* Reg, listen -- |
| Edge | |
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Don't touch me, you HOMEWRECKER! *bitch slap* |
| Kate | |
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*pulls out popcorn* |
| Larry | |
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Feck off, Edge! He came onto me! |
| Bono | |
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*still humping Larry* |
| Edge | |
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No! I'm not listening to this! *puts hands over ears* NA NANANANANANANANANANANANANANAANNANANANANA! |
| Larry | |
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Well, you never listened to either of us in the first place, anyway! Bono, quit humping me -- you're not helping the situation. |
| Bono | |
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*humps Mama K* |
| Mama K | |
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Woah! Hey, um, would someone mind? |
| Kate | |
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No problem, pass it on over. |
| Mama K | |
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*hands Kate the camcorder* |
| Kate | |
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*records* |
| Edge | |
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You WHORE! How can you say such a thing! You don't know him! You don't even know me! |
| Random Audience | |
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Oooooooh! |
| Larry | |
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Wel, at least I know myself, which is more than you can say! |
| Tania | |
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Hey, can I have some popcorn? |
| Kate | |
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. . . no |
| Tania | |
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Wanker. |
| Edge | |
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Oh yeah? YEAH?? And I suppose that you're now going to tell me what I'm all about! You just always know what it's all about, don'tcha? You got it all wrapped up in a nice neat little package with...with the postage prepaid and...DONT'CHA? DON'TCHA?!? |
| Edge | |
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WELL YOU DON'T!!! |
| Random Audience | |
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Wooooaaahh! |
| Edge | |
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You think you do but, but you don't! And I can't STAND it! |
| Larry | |
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*snarl* You justm can't stand the fact that I've got the drums! |
| Edge | |
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... What? |
| Bono | |
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*moves to humping Kate* |
| Kate | |
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*dies* |
| Tania | |
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*ganks popcorn* |
| Mama K | |
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*grabs camcorder, records* |
| Larry | |
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That's right! It's always been about the drooms, and it always will be the drooms, and you can't stand it!! *bitch slap* |
| Random Audience | |
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*collective gasp* |
| Edge | |
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How dare you! |
| Adam | |
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Uh, guys, I have something that I need to tell you. |
| Tania | |
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*eats popcorn* O.O *cough, choke* PLAH! What....a handbag? With a brick in it? |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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Oh, it's the Queen's. |
| Tania | |
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Popcorn? |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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Yes, please. It's very nice. Would you like a cup of coffee? |
| Tania | |
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O.O *nods* |
| Edge | |
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To think that I would want anything... |
| Adam | |
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Um, guys -- |
| Edge | |
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Not now, Adam! To think that I would want anything to do with your stupid "drooms!" It's DRUMS, Larry! DRUMS, DAMMIT! |
| Adam | |
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But it's really important... |
| Larry | |
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Stupid Drooms? STUPID DROOMS? You take that back, you COW!! |
| Adam | |
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GUYS!! I'M PREGNANT!! |
| Random Audience | |
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GASP! |
| Random Music | |
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*CHEESY JARRING CHORD* |
| Adam | |
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And I'm not sure who the father is! |
| Random Audience | |
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GASP GASP! |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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Next time, on the Zoo...things get a little...heated... |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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WAH!! |
| Tania | |
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Oh! I'm sorry! You meant "do you want a cup of coffee," not "do you want a cup of coffee?" |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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...with...sexy results... |
| Cheesy Porno Music | |
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*starts* |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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And who is the father of Adam's baby? |
| Larry | |
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....why is everyone looking at me? |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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...with...sexy results... |
| Cheesy Porno Music | |
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*starts* |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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And how the HELL does man become annonymously impregnated anyway? |
| Adam | |
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Edge, when I get my hands on your scientific ass, I'm going to kill it! |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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...with...sexy results... |
| Cheesy Porno Music | |
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*starts* |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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And why won't someone just love me? |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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*sniffles* |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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...with...sexy results... |
| That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice | |
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Next week on the Zoo.....same Zoo time, same Zoo channel! |
| Adam | |
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Wait, Wait...my bad, people, it was just bad gas. False alarm! |