Bono
*twirls*
Tania
Hrm? What's going on here?
Kate
Bono is attempting to convey his opinions on earthly matters and desires into an interpretive dance.
Tania
....naked?
Kate
Hey! This is ART!
Bono
*humps wall*
Tania
...viva la art!
Larry
*walks in* Bono! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Mama K
Back off, Lar', this is art.
Larry
...well, if it's art...
Bono
*saunters over to Larry*
Bono
*humps Larry*
Larry
HEY!!
Mama K
*pulls out camcorder*
Edge
*walks in*
Edge
*GASP!*
Edge
*drops something fragile and expensive for dramatic effect*
Edge
Bono?!! Larry?!? HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Bono
*continues to hump Larry*
Larry
No! Edge, you've gotr it all wrong! This isn't what you think it is!
Edge
*tears well up behind eyes* Why? WHY?? O CRUEL WORLD!! Is it because I work so long in my secret laboratory? Have I been neglecting you, Bono? And what about last night???
Larry
*puts his hands on Edge's shoulders* Reg, listen --
Edge
Don't touch me, you HOMEWRECKER! *bitch slap*
Kate
*pulls out popcorn*
Larry
Feck off, Edge! He came onto me!
Bono
*still humping Larry*
Edge
No! I'm not listening to this! *puts hands over ears* NA NANANANANANANANANANANANANANAANNANANANANA!
Larry
Well, you never listened to either of us in the first place, anyway! Bono, quit humping me -- you're not helping the situation.
Bono
*humps Mama K*
Mama K
Woah! Hey, um, would someone mind?
Kate
No problem, pass it on over.
Mama K
*hands Kate the camcorder*
Kate
*records*
Edge
You WHORE! How can you say such a thing! You don't know him! You don't even know me!
Random Audience
Oooooooh!
Larry
Wel, at least I know myself, which is more than you can say!
Tania
Hey, can I have some popcorn?
Kate
. . . no
Tania
Wanker.
Edge
Oh yeah? YEAH?? And I suppose that you're now going to tell me what I'm all about! You just always know what it's all about, don'tcha? You got it all wrapped up in a nice neat little package with...with the postage prepaid and...DONT'CHA? DON'TCHA?!?
Edge
WELL YOU DON'T!!!
Random Audience
Wooooaaahh!
Edge
You think you do but, but you don't! And I can't STAND it!
Larry
*snarl* You justm can't stand the fact that I've got the drums!
Edge
... What?
Bono
*moves to humping Kate*
Kate
*dies*
Tania
*ganks popcorn*
Mama K
*grabs camcorder, records*
Larry
That's right! It's always been about the drooms, and it always will be the drooms, and you can't stand it!! *bitch slap*
Random Audience
*collective gasp*
Edge
How dare you!
Adam
Uh, guys, I have something that I need to tell you.
Tania
*eats popcorn* O.O *cough, choke* PLAH! What....a handbag? With a brick in it?
Eddie Izzard
Oh, it's the Queen's.
Tania
Popcorn?
Eddie Izzard
Yes, please. It's very nice. Would you like a cup of coffee?
Tania
O.O *nods*
Edge
To think that I would want anything...
Adam
Um, guys --
Edge
Not now, Adam! To think that I would want anything to do with your stupid "drooms!" It's DRUMS, Larry! DRUMS, DAMMIT!
Adam
But it's really important...
Larry
Stupid Drooms? STUPID DROOMS? You take that back, you COW!!
Adam
GUYS!! I'M PREGNANT!!
Random Audience
GASP!
Random Music
*CHEESY JARRING CHORD*
Adam
And I'm not sure who the father is!
Random Audience
GASP GASP!
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
Next time, on the Zoo...things get a little...heated...
Eddie Izzard
WAH!!
Tania
Oh! I'm sorry! You meant "do you want a cup of coffee," not "do you want a cup of coffee?"
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
...with...sexy results...
Cheesy Porno Music
*starts*
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
And who is the father of Adam's baby?
Larry
....why is everyone looking at me?
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
...with...sexy results...
Cheesy Porno Music
*starts*
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
And how the HELL does man become annonymously impregnated anyway?
Adam
Edge, when I get my hands on your scientific ass, I'm going to kill it!
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
...with...sexy results...
Cheesy Porno Music
*starts*
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
And why won't someone just love me?
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
*sniffles*
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
...with...sexy results...
That Announcer Dude with a Big, Booming Voice
Next week on the Zoo.....same Zoo time, same Zoo channel!
Adam
Wait, Wait...my bad, people, it was just bad gas. False alarm!

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