UPS Guy
*ding dong*
Katie
Yes?
UPS Guy
I've got a big package with your name on it, missy.
Katie
......
Katie
*whispers* Did the UPS guy just hit on me?
Bono
*whispers back* I think he means the package under his arm...
UPS Guy
If I was hitting on you I'd say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Katie
...Right. *signs*
UPS Guy
Say, your shoes...
Katie
*SLAMS GATE*
Katie
How strange. I didn't order anything...But maybe it's an early birthday present! *opens box*
Katie
...what the HELL...
Han Solo, frozen in carbonite
Mama K
Hey! New wall decoration! He even matches the brick in the fireplace exactly!
Big Gay Al
Thenthational!
Larry
That damn interior design class has brainwashed you, Mama K!
Mama K
Nooooo! *runs to Larry*
Larry
*comforts*
Larry
*...and no, not like that, you perv!*
Katie
Not that I'm complaining, but who would send me Han Solo in a box?
Edge
Secret admirer?
Adam
Pentagon?
Bono
Maybe Leia got tired and sent him here as punishment.
Han Solo, frozen in carbonite
*unfreezes*
Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite
Damn Carbonite! Sure, it's a great way to travel, but it sure gives me terrible panty lines. *looks around* Where am I, anyway?
Kate
The Zoo.
Katie
AND YOU BELONG TO ME!!!
Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite
....
Satan
Uh, guys, where is there Darth Vader at our gate?
Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite
Damn.
Katie
*puts a lampshade on Han's head*
Darth Vader
*raspy James Earl Jones voice* Hullo. I'm looking for a guy named Han Solo. Seen him around? Tall, good looking, rugged, brown hair, bit of an attitude?
Katie
Him? *points at Bono*
Darth Vader
I said tall.
Bono
Hey!
Darth Vader
I guess he's not here, then. I shall punish my spies for being wrong AGAIN!
Darth Vader
*looks at Edge* Oooh, the force is strong with you, behatted one.
Edge
Really? How strong?
Darth Vader
Umm...about as strong as a small pony. *departs*
Eddie Izzard
Oh, I feel so violated...But then again, I was in The Velvet Goldmine.
Katie
*does patented Star Wars Happy Dance (TM) (C) (R)* I've got Han Solo, I've got Han Solo...
Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite
....
Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite
You know, I've always been partial to blondes. I kept telling Leia "Why not try it? It could suit you..." but noooooooooo....
Katie
*does more of her patented Star Wars Happy Dance (TM) (C) (R)*

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