| UPS Guy | |
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*ding dong* |
| Katie | |
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Yes? |
| UPS Guy | |
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I've got a big package with your name on it, missy. |
| Katie | |
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...... |
| Katie | |
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*whispers* Did the UPS guy just hit on me? |
| Bono | |
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*whispers back* I think he means the package under his arm... |
| UPS Guy | |
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If I was hitting on you I'd say "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" |
| Katie | |
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...Right. *signs* |
| UPS Guy | |
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Say, your shoes... |
| Katie | |
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*SLAMS GATE* |
| Katie | |
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How strange. I didn't order anything...But maybe it's an early birthday present! *opens box* |
| Katie | |
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...what the HELL... |
| Han Solo, frozen in carbonite | |
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| Mama K | |
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Hey! New wall decoration! He even matches the brick in the fireplace exactly! |
| Big Gay Al | |
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Thenthational! |
| Larry | |
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That damn interior design class has brainwashed you, Mama K! |
| Mama K | |
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Nooooo! *runs to Larry* |
| Larry | |
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*comforts* |
| Larry | |
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*...and no, not like that, you perv!* |
| Katie | |
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Not that I'm complaining, but who would send me Han Solo in a box? |
| Edge | |
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Secret admirer? |
| Adam | |
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Pentagon? |
| Bono | |
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Maybe Leia got tired and sent him here as punishment. |
| Han Solo, frozen in carbonite | |
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*unfreezes* |
| Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite | |
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Damn Carbonite! Sure, it's a great way to travel, but it sure gives me terrible panty lines. *looks around* Where am I, anyway? |
| Kate | |
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The Zoo. |
| Katie | |
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AND YOU BELONG TO ME!!! |
| Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite | |
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.... |
| Satan | |
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Uh, guys, where is there Darth Vader at our gate? |
| Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite | |
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Damn. |
| Katie | |
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*puts a lampshade on Han's head* |
| Darth Vader | |
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*raspy James Earl Jones voice* Hullo. I'm looking for a guy named Han Solo. Seen him around? Tall, good looking, rugged, brown hair, bit of an attitude? |
| Katie | |
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Him? *points at Bono* |
| Darth Vader | |
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I said tall. |
| Bono | |
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Hey! |
| Darth Vader | |
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I guess he's not here, then. I shall punish my spies for being wrong AGAIN! |
| Darth Vader | |
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*looks at Edge* Oooh, the force is strong with you, behatted one. |
| Edge | |
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Really? How strong? |
| Darth Vader | |
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Umm...about as strong as a small pony. *departs* |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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Oh, I feel so violated...But then again, I was in The Velvet Goldmine. |
| Katie | |
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*does patented Star Wars Happy Dance (TM) (C) (R)* I've got Han Solo, I've got Han Solo... |
| Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite | |
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.... |
| Han Solo, no longer frozen in carbonite | |
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You know, I've always been partial to blondes. I kept telling Leia "Why not try it? It could suit you..." but noooooooooo.... |
| Katie | |
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*does more of her patented Star Wars Happy Dance (TM) (C) (R)* |