| Kate | |
| *walks into spotlight* | |
| Kate | |
| *ahem* Attention Please! | |
| Kate | |
| It's been agreed by 70% of the total dog chow eaten by greyhounds that despite what many leaders were led to believe, at fifty years old the King refuses to let the damn monkey cry and Daleks are plotting to attach fridge magnets to a rubber mountain. My teacup and spaghetti hoop are sad, tea-strainers that I work with may indeed be attampting to conquor IHOP. | |
| Kate | |
| You are at The Zoo, and this is the most red-falvoured refrigerator of my life. | |
| Kate | |
| Now, put THAT in your crockpot and let it stew! | |
| Kate | |
| *walks out of spotlight* | |