| Larry | |
| *walks in* |
| Kate | |
 | Okay, everyone, listen to this joke. So there is this guy, right, and he walks into a bar and asks for a drink. But the bartender says, "Wait a minute, mister? Who do you think you are, just waltzing up here and asking for a drink? What side did you get slapped on when you were born?" |
| Bono | |
 | What'd the guy say? What'd he say? |
| Kate | |
| So the bartender is being all bitchy to this guy, right. So the guy stands up and says, "Melons on you!" |
| Bono | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| Edge | |
 | HEHAHAHEHAHHHAHAHAHHHEEEEE |
| Larry | |
| ...what the hell? |
| Adam | |
 | *while laughing* Isn't that great, Larry? MELONS ON YOU! HAHAHAHAAHAHH! |
| Larry | |
| .... |
| Dr. Evil | |
 | ....rooooiiiiight... |
| Edge | |
| Wait, wait, *wipes away tears* I've got one, too! |
| Bono | |
| Okay, go, Edge! |
| Edge | |
| Alright, there's these two ducks and they're sitting in a bathtub. One ducks turns to the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" And the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typwriter?!" |
| Kate | |
| *doubles over in laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOHOOHHOOHAHAH |
| Bono | |
| *can no longer stand up* HAHAHAHAHHEHHEEEHAHAHEEHE |
| Adam | |
| *leaning against Larry for, erm, support* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA |
| Larry | |
| .... |
| Larry | |
| What the HELL is wrong with you people? That wasn't funny! That wasn't even remotely amusing! |
| Awkward Silence | |
 | ..... |
| Kate | |
| *stare* Did he say... |
| Bono | |
| He dosen't think that ... |
| Adam | |
| *look of horror* |
| Larry | |
| *glares at everyone* |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... |
| Larry | |
| Well, it's NOT! |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .....//cough cough//.. |
| Larry | |
| *glare* Wankers. *stalks off* |
| Awkward Silence | |
| ..... |
| Bono | |
| Hee hee! |
| Edge | |
| Shhh, he's still within hearing range... |
| Adam | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHHA |
| Kate | |
| HEHEHEHAHAHAHAAOOOOHAHAHA |
| Bono | |
| *contented sigh* MAN, that was GOOD! We got him good! |
| Edge | |
| We sure did. He's gonna spend the rest of the day trying to figure out why melons are funny. |
| Edge | |
| Oh, wait, quiet, quiet everyone, someone else is coming! |
| Keanu Reeves | |
 | *walks in* |
| Kate | |
| Alright, so you see guys, there are these two ducks in a bathtub... |