| Kate | |
| *cough cough* |
| Kate | |
| Ahem. In looking back on the inZOOity that I have created... |
| Tania | |
 | You mean, what -we've- created. |
| Kate | |
| Thanks, Tania. In looking back on the inZOOity that -we've- created, I've come to the conclusion that I owe some people apologies. |
| Eddie Izzard | |
 | Damn right you do! |
| Kate | |
| Hey now -- I STILL maintain that you actively attract Tania by wearing drag. |
| Kate | |
| She's like a moth, drawn to a fire... |
| Tania | |
| Damn straight! |
| Mama K | |
 | *writes a slash fic* I sure hope not! |
| Kaet | |
| *facepalm* |
| Kate | |
| GUYS! I am trying to SAY something here! |
| Kate | |
| Alright. Now listen. Any visitor of the Zoo will notice that I've taken some, erm, artistic license with the characters. |
| Bono | |
 | Is that what they're calling it these days? |
| Kate | |
| *glare* My friends and I have also made every member of U2 flaming at one time or another. |
| Adam | |
 | *snicker* You said 'member.' |
| Kate | |
| ...and we've also given Adam the maturity of a 12 year-old. |
| Edge | |
 | Well, in all fairness, he's really like that. |
| Edge | |
| Honestly. |
| Kate | |
| And, all of us have ravished at least one celebrity...or celebrity counterpart... |
| Tenoko | |
 | *shifts* |
| Tenoko | |
| I have no idea what you're talking about. |
| Tenoko | |
| At all. |
| Tenoko | |
| ¬.¬ |
| Macphisto | |
 | *COUGH COUGH* |
| Kate | |
| ...at some point or another. |
| Kate | |
| Other celebrities (who shall remain nameless) have been tied up, put in sarongs, locked in closets, etc. etc. |
| Adam | |
| Hey now, I'm proud to admit to that! |
| Adam | |
| Because men should not be foreced to wear pants when its not cold outside! |
| Tania | |
| I'll second that! |
| Steven Dorff, locked in Satan's closet | |
 | Speaking of which, are you planning on letting me out anytime soon? Anytime soon at all? |
| Satan | |
 | No. |
| Kate | |
| ANYWAY. |
| Kate | |
| I'd like to extend my apologies to U2, David Bowie, Steven Dorff, Keanu Reeves, and....well, Ewan McGregor juts ASKS for it, strutting around in low-rise sparkly pants and body glitter and all, so I'm not apologizing to him... |
| Kate | |
| Erhm, did I miss anyone? |
| Larry | |
 | I think I deserve an apology specifically for the after-shower splash episode. |
| Mama K | |
| Now, wait a minute Larry, that was your own damn fault. |
| Kate | |
| Yeah. I mean, honestly, who just picks up a random bottle of pheromone-laced after-shower splash and uses it, anyway? |
| David Bowie | |
 | *runs through the room, wearing only a towel and smelling rather nicely* |
| David Bowie | |
| SAVE ME! THEY'RE AFTER MY NUTS!! |
| Edge | |
| Uh.....Kate...to answer your question... |
| Kate | |
| I know, Edge. |
| Kate | |
| I think I may cry. |
| David Bowie | |
| Damn those squirrels! What did I ever do? |
| Cheeky Squirrels | |
 | Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! |
| Cheeky Squirrels | |
| *stampede through room* |
| Mama K | |
| So, how far was Tenoko overdue for a decent joke? |
| Satan | |
| *stops timer* Woah. Nearly 18 years. |
| Kate | |
| And to celebrate the occasion, I'm going to revoke all apologies RIGHT NOW. |