| Young Bono | |
| *digging* I'm all lost in the supermarket...I can no longer shop happ-il-y... | |
| Young Edge | |
| *sings along* I came in here for a special offer, a guaranteed personality... | |
| Young Bono | |
| I wasn't born, so much as I fell ou---AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! | |
| Young Bono | |
| *flails* | |
| Young Adam | |
| B! You okay? | |
| Young Edge | |
| Hey! We hit a cove! | |
| Young Bono | |
| I'm fine...luckily I landed on this awesome SWAN BED! | |
| Young Adam | |
| A swan bed? In a cave? | |
| Young Edge | |
| Cove, Adam. | |
| Young Adam | |
| Whatev. | |
| Young Bono | |
| Fuck a lot of candles about, too! And look! This bed has velvet sheets! Oooooh...they're so....smooth.... | |
| Young Edge | |
| *climbs down* We have obviously tunnled into the underground lair of .. | |
| Young Edge | |
| A pimp! | |
| Young Adam | |
| Who the hell would live in a cave? | |
| Young Edge | |
| COVE. | |
| FLASH OF BRILLIANT LIGHT!! | |
 | *FLASHY FLASHY BOOMY BOOM* |
| Really Fucking Loud Organ! | |
 | DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! |
| Really Fucking Loud Organ! | |
| DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN! |
| The Phantom of the Opera | |
| Who the hell are you? | |
| The Phantom of the Opera | |
| And what the hell are you doing in my swan bed? | |
| Young Bono | |
| Ehhm...Hi. | |
| Young Bono | |
| Mars Bar? | |
| The Phantom of the Opera | |
| .... | |
| The Phantom of the Opera | |
| ...Thanks. *munch munch munch* | |
| That Announcer Dude with the Big, Booming Voice | |
| Meanwhile, somewhere above ground... | |
| Kate | |
| ....SEVEN packets of Swiss Miss?! You're mad, woman! | |
| Mama K | |
| It's GOOD! I promise! | |
| Mama K | |
| Just sip is slooowlly. It tends to burn. | |
| Mama K | |
| With chocolatey goodness, of course. | |
| Kate | |
| Probably because you're not supposed to use SEVEN packets of hot chocolate mix IN ONE MUG. | |
| Mama K | |
| But it's like drinking brownie batter! | |
| Kate | |
| *eyes mug with sheer terror* | |
| Tania | |
| *walks in* Hey, Mama K, is your bed supposed to be jostling around like it's doing the hokey pokey? | |
| Mama K | |
| Not when no one's in it. | |
| Tania | |
| Well, I just walked into your room to pick up a magazine...and it was bouncing up and down. | |
| Awkward Silence | |
| .... | |
| Tania | |
| ....with no one in it. | |
| Mama K | |
| Dammit! I told Katie those gypsies could NOT stay under my bed! | |
| Mama K | |
| *storms off* | |
| Tania | |
| *eyes mug*...Is that...Swiss Miss Seven? | |
| Kate | |
| *hands Tania mug* Here. Go nuts. | |
| Tania | |
| *chugs mug* | |
| Tania | |
| OH GOD IT BURNS | |
| Tania | |
| BURNS WITH GLORY | |
| Tania | |
| BURNS WITH THE GLORY OF ITS CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS | |
| Tania | |
| I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT | |
| Mama K | |
| *yells from other room* KAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! THE REST OF THE YOUNGIN'S ARE BAAAAAACK.... | |
| Mama K | |
| AND THEY FOUND THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!! | |
| Kate | |
 | OH MY GOD. MUSICAL THEATRE ICONS! *RUNS LIKE HELL* |
| Mama K | |
| They just tunneled in from under my bed! | |
| The Phantom of the Opera | |
| Hi. Mama K here was just telling me about the place -- | |
| Kate | |
| AHHHHH!!! *launches her body at the Phantom* SING TO ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! | |
| Mask | |
 | *goes flying!* |
| Cape | |
 | *whisked away!* |
| Kate | |
| ....You're -- | |
| Kate | |
| -- You're not Michael Crawford! | |
| Gerard Butler | |
| No, no I'm not. | |
| Kate | |
| ....*crushed* You just ruined all my hopes and dreams... | |
| Mama K | |
| SCOTSMAN!! | |
| Mama K | |
| *pounces* | |
| Young Bono | |
| What the hell just happened? | |
| Young Edge | |
| No clue. | |
| Young Adam | |
| Don't care. I'm gonna go find Larry and the Older Me and see what's going on. | |
| Young Adam | |
| *walks on out* Hey, Tania. | |
| Tania | |
| *walks in* | |
| Tania | |
| ....My stomach itches. | |